Lol, please. *Skype convo with the ex.*
Her: How's Italy?
Me: It's good, I like it.
Her: I miss you, I've been thinking about you. Do you think about me?
Me: Not really, I don't have a reason to.
Her: Oh...
*My phone rings*
Me: Gotta go.
Her: Who's calling you?
Me: Some Italian girl I met last night.
Her: What?
Me: Bye.